Asshole Adam's Assessments

[Adam Gentry]

Well done Final 3! I have observed some things that I find quite silly. Quite silly indeed. I will be asking each of you separate things. I don't fully understand why some of the jurors felt the need to ask 4 BILLION part questions because like, how the fuck am I supposed to come up with something when everything has been asked already? Ugh! Here we go:

Brendan -- "Insults to Injuries"

I have read so far in your jury responses that you are just so happy cheery and you don't hate anyone and BLAH BLAH BLAH. You are also over-doing it with the baby storyline that I'm sick to my stomach and how ridiculous it's getting. So I have come up with 12 insulting words that I would like you to assign to yourself, Sydney & Kelly, and the jurors, and explain why you chose each for each person. You cannot repeat words, so you must use all of them. Here are the words: Hopeless, Vapid, Obnoxious, Vile, Hostile, Unstable, Clueless, Ignorant, Delusional, Forgettable, Immature, Useless. You can't tell me and everyone else that you are this angel sent down from above that doesn't have a nasty thought in their mind. Doing this will help me determine that you are a real person and can harbor negative feelings toward others...doing so and proving me wrong will help me determine if you should get my vote.

Kelly -- "Psycho-Bitch"

I don't really think you're a psycho bitch, I just loved that little title to the little game we are about to play. Since you were so good at challenges, here is one more. Well it's not really a challenge, more so a test...so I can determine if you deserve my vote or not. In the following pictures, please tell me what you see for each one.

Sydney -- "The Bank Teller"

Sydney....bank tellers can see everything about a person's financial history with the press of a button. They can help you when you have a case of identity theft by getting giving you all your money back (in most cases). But by closely reviewing bank statements, they can also tell a lot about a person by their spending habits. So I would like you to tell me your 5 most outrageous and unnecessary purchases and why you bought them. Like Brendan & Kelly, this will help me see the real you and determine if I should give you my vote.

[Adam Gentry]

OMG KELLY I FORGOT ONE I AM SO SORRY IT WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE EEEEEEK!!!!

Number 7)

[Shawn Cohen]

LOL Adam <3

[Brendan Synnott]

Brendan -- "Insults to Injuries"

I have read so far in your jury responses that you are just so happy cheery and you don't hate anyone and BLAH BLAH BLAH. You are also over-doing it with the baby storyline that I'm sick to my stomach and how ridiculous it's getting. So I have come up with 12 insulting words that I would like you to assign to yourself, Sydney & Kelly, and the jurors, and explain why you chose each for each person. You cannot repeat words, so you must use all of them. Here are the words: Hopeless, Vapid, Obnoxious, Vile, Hostile, Unstable, Clueless, Ignorant, Delusional, Forgettable, Immature, Useless. You can't tell me and everyone else that you are this angel sent down from above that doesn't have a nasty thought in their mind. Doing this will help me determine that you are a real person and can harbor negative feelings toward others...doing so and proving me wrong will help me determine if you should get my vote.

Ok Adam, you want me to play rough, I'll play rough.

Immature - Adam: Simple, the way your coming off to me right now is immature. I can tell your still mad about being voted off and if shit is rubbing you the wrong way, then deal with it. It is a game, sometimes you gotta learn how to ignore shit, which clearly, you need to learn. Your comments like cunt to Kelly after she voted you out were ridiculous too, big whoop, your ally turned on you, go to the corner and fuckin cry about it. Eat shit and move on.

Unstable - Neleh: Her tantrums before she left describe it perfectly. She got way to emotional and when people didn't believe her, it got worse to the point I think everyone wanted her out then

Useless - Shawn: He did shit all the whole game until the end, and even then when it counted, he couldn't pull through. All he was good for this game was an extra vote Kelly's way.

Hostile - Kelly: You get on her wrong side and you probably won't live to see another day. She will come at you full force and have her way with you. She wants things done her way and her way only.

Vapid - Sugar: She really was dull this game. Besides a few things she probably did before merge, she was pretty lifeless before she went in this game.

Hopeless - Sydney: She was too nice to do anything. If you ever wanted to try and work something out, she would offer no solution to you, so talking to her about anything was pretty much a lost cause and hopeless in terms of gameplay

Forgettable: - John K: He didn't really try to do much in this game, he was just kind of there. People only remember him for being the nice guy, other then that, there is nothing much to remember him by.

Vile - Steph: She was evil... She was bad, she tried turning friends on each other to further her own game and you could never really get a good grip as to where she was heading with all of her ramblings

Obnoxious - Christa: She was too nice and and always somehow ended up with attention most of the time. The further she got, the more attention was put to her and she might have let it get to her head at times.

Clueless - Ian: Clueless in the sense he did not know his allies would turn on him the way they did. He had no clue what was going on and although I tried to help him, had he had more of a clue, he could have rallied votes to keep himself in.

Ignorant - Jon: I found Jon to be ignorant early in the game when we were in tribes, we talked a shitload early on, before the TC I almost went home and he kept assuring me of stuff but then I would find out other things. He was not listening to anything I had to say until Ian convinced him

Delusional - Brendan: I had no fuckin clue the dynamics of the alliance I was in. I trusted Syd and Kelly and thought I was a part of their final 3/4 plan. I thought I was equal to them but I wasn't. I was wrong in thinking all that and delusional of where my place was in this game.

Adam, I do have nasty thoughts in my mind, and right now, most of them are directed towards you. I don't like being negative and bad mouthing people, anyone that knows me can vouch for me, so you can cut the crap of all this, not everyone is as fuckin heartless and rude as you are showing yourself to be right now. I for one am fuckin glad your allies turned on you for me.

[Sydney Wheeler]

Sydney -- "The Bank Teller"


Sydney....bank tellers can see everything about a person's financial history with the press of a button. They can help you when you have a case of identity theft by getting giving you all your money back (in most cases). But by closely reviewing bank statements, they can also tell a lot about a person by their spending habits. So I would like you to tell me your 5 most outrageous and unnecessary purchases and why you bought them. Like Brendan & Kelly, this will help me see the real you and determine if I should give you my vote.

Well Adam here you go.....

Christian Louboutin peep-toed shoes (knock off of course) just caz I had to have them



Black dress to go with my new shoes



1 or 2 items that I can't post on here due to some copyright laws So I will leave this one to your imagination...but one thing is for sure..it was worth every penny


Every Season of Bones on DVD because its is my fav show besides survivor of course


And last but not least I purchsed Salsa dance lessons cuz its HOT!!!

[Kelly Sharbaugh]

1. To me this image kind of reminds me of an ant queen like in those cartoon movies lie A Bugs Life and Ants. The Ant Queen is always Elegant and beautiful. I find that image to be elegant and beautiful.

2. Reminds me of a fucked up bat cause its wings are kind of messed if it is a bat cause Bats wings are solid normally with no holes. But I can say if the doctor took a bat and dipped it in paint that the bones were only pressed on the paper and not the entire wing.

3. A butterfly that was smashed up on a windshield of a car. Which is why the legs are above the bottom part of the wings in the ink picture.

4. A Ballerina cause of the way the dress looks like a tu tu and the legs look to be laced a bit from the ballerina shoes to me.

5. For kicks I am going to say Brendans penis just for fun and cause I mean if he did spread his legs that little hump at the bottom is all that would show

6. Jaime on steroids cause the girl if you ever play with her is a challenge queen and really strong in games as I have seen her play. So that image to me is what she'd look like if she took steroids and worked out.

7. To me its the survivor immunity necklace the one item WE ALL coveted to have around our necks almost every round of the merge.

I have to say your questions are amusing and I actually kind of enjoyed doing this. I hope that's not weird lol <3

[Jaime Huffman]

"6. Jaime on steroids cause the girl if you ever play with her is a challenge queen and really strong in games as I have seen her play. So that image to me is what she'd look like if she took steroids and worked out."


Lies...I suck in games.

[Adam Gentry]

Thank you very much to the three of you.

And Brendan it looks like you're the one that's taking it too far this time...this is merely a game remember? If it's bothering you this much I think you should take a step back buddy. Right buddy? I mean, we are buddies right?

[Neleh "SourPuss" Dennis]

very very fuckey if i may say so.

[Brendan Synnott]

I'd like to think so, you just rubbed me the wrong way with this question.

[Stephenie Lagrossa]

See Adam, told you that they would discard u